Offensive Parking

Stopping bad parking one schmuck at a time

How to Park Up & Downhill

The task itself is simple, and certain precautions can ensure that your car will remain where you left it . . .and not several miles down the road in someone’s yard or “parked” in a building. Steps Whenever possible, park perpendicular to the slope of the hill. If you must parallel park on a hill, [...]

Parking Joke – Create a Caption #11

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Bad Parking – Create a Caption #10

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How to Perpendicular Park

To enter a perpendicular park space: When the driver’s shoulder is even with the painted line of chosen parking space, turn the wheel toward that space. As the center of the hood passes the center of the space (ever so slowly), straighten the wheels of the vehicle. To exit a perpendicular parking space:       Check for [...]

Valet Parking – Create a Caption #9

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Stupid Parking – Create a Caption #8

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Parking Joke – Create a Caption #7

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Valet Parking – Create a Caption #6

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