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		<title>How to Stay Safe in a Parking Garage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many assaults are committed in parking garages because they are often dimly lit, poorly observed and provide countless places to hide. You can protect yourself in these situations with a little planning and common sense.  Here are some simple tips.   When you are bogged down with luggage or bags, you make a good target because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parking Lot &#8211; Create a Caption #15</title>
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		<title>Valet Parking &#8211; Create a Caption #14</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you think of a funny caption for this picture? Leave it in the comments below and we’ll pick the top few.]]></description>
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		<title>How to Parallel Park</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Living in a big city where parking is scarce, parallel parking skills are a must. To parallel park successfully, you need a space about 4-6 feet longer than your car. Then, it’s all about timing! For those that are experts, parallel parking can be accomplished with spaces only 30 inches longer than their car.  However, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offensiveparking.com/how-to-guides/how-to-parallel-park/</link>
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		<title>Parking Fun &#8211; Create a Caption #13</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you think of a funny caption for this picture? Leave it in the comments below and we’ll pick the top few.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offensiveparking.com/create-a-caption/create-a-caption-13/</link>
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		<title>Funny Parking &#8211; Create a Caption #12</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you think of a funny caption for this picture? Leave it in the comments below and we’ll pick the top few.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offensiveparking.com/create-a-caption/create-a-caption-12/</link>
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		<title>How to Park Up &amp; Downhill</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The task itself is simple, and certain precautions can ensure that your car will remain where you left it . . .and not several miles down the road in someone’s yard or “parked” in a building. Steps Whenever possible, park perpendicular to the slope of the hill. If you must parallel park on a hill, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offensiveparking.com/how-to-guides/how-to-park-up-downhill/</link>
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		<title>Parking Joke &#8211; Create a Caption #11</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you think of a funny caption for this picture? Leave it in the comments below and we’ll pick the top few.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offensiveparking.com/create-a-caption/create-a-caption-11/</link>
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		<title>Bad Parking &#8211; Create a Caption #10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you think of a funny caption for this picture? Leave it in the comments below (click comment) and we’ll pick the top few.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.offensiveparking.com/create-a-caption/create-a-caption-10/</link>
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		<title>How to Perpendicular Park</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To enter a perpendicular park space: When the driver’s shoulder is even with the painted line of chosen parking space, turn the wheel toward that space. As the center of the hood passes the center of the space (ever so slowly), straighten the wheels of the vehicle. To exit a perpendicular parking space:       Check for [...]]]></description>
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